The Beav.
Schmeats and I invented the "nipple wiggle". The hottest new dance-move in town.
This monstrosity was right above my head and didn't look too secure.
Pete drove us to Birmingham. Ta, Pete.
Squat joined me. Squoodsquad times for life.
He's not Weird Dave anymore, he's ROCKSTAR DAVE.
Dave.
Natalie.